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I Tell Computers To Do Things. Sometimes They Listen.

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1 year ago 316,778 views 0 shares

I Tell Computers To Do Things. Sometimes They Listen.

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The eternal developer-machine relationship in nine perfect words. "I tell computers to do things. Sometimes they listen." That's programming in a nutshell—an endless cycle of pleading with silicon to behave according to your wishes while it silently judges your syntax errors. The beautiful part is the understated "sometimes"... as if we're not all frantically Googling compiler errors at 3AM wondering why our perfectly logical code is being rejected by a machine that can perform billions of calculations per second but somehow can't understand that we meant "=" not "==".

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