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The eternal tragedy of email attachments! You spend 30 minutes crafting the perfect professional email, triple-checking grammar and tone... only to hit send and watch your carefully attached files get left behind like abandoned passengers on the runway. The plane takes off (email sent) while your important documents stand there helplessly on the boarding stairs wondering what they did to deserve this betrayal. The number of times I've had to send that shameful follow-up "Sorry, HERE'S the attachment I mentioned" is my personal developer walk of shame.

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The fundamental equation of software development finally revealed! Coffee enters the human system, undergoes the mysterious transformation known as "Magic," and somehow functional code emerges. No computer science degree will teach you this critical pipeline. The best part? Nobody actually understands how this works—we just accept it and keep refilling our mugs. Four hours and six espressos later, you've fixed that bug that's been haunting you for days, and you couldn't explain how if your job depended on it.

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