Computers Memes

The eternal programmer struggle summed up in 11 words. We spend our days shouting instructions at silicon, hoping it might cooperate. "I tell computers to do things. Sometimes they listen." That's not just programming—that's an abusive relationship with technology where you're the one being gaslit. The computer knows exactly what you want but chooses violence instead. And the best part? When it finally works, you have no idea why. Just nod and back away slowly before it changes its mind.