How I Comment My Code

Content SJP (0 8) SJP1804 My fucking doorbell doesn't work because AWS us-east-1 is having issues 8:58 AM 112520 Twitter Web App M Like Comment Geoff Belknap geoffbelknap 1... can't vacuum... because us-east-1 is down. 12:06 PM 112520 Twitter Web App

The eternal programmer's dilemma: romance vs. remembering to hit Ctrl+S. This poor soul is about to experience the special kind of heartbreak that comes from losing hours of work because they were distracted by... other priorities. Nothing kills the mood faster than realizing you're about to lose that algorithm you spent all day perfecting. Priorities, people! The code was there first! This is why the most passionate relationship most developers have is with their auto-save feature. Trust me, no amount of flirting is worth the existential crisis of seeing your unsaved work vanish into the digital void.

Nothing teaches you like a production server on fire at 2 AM. That tiny stack of theory books? That's your CS degree. The practice pile? That's your first year on the job. But that towering monument of green books? That's the knowledge you've gained by accidentally dropping the production database, pushing to main on Friday, or forgetting that arrays start at zero for the 500th time. The most valuable developer skills aren't taught in bootcamps—they're forged in the flames of catastrophic failure. My resume says "10 years of experience" but it should really say "10 years of increasingly spectacular mistakes."

Content Mark Dalgleish V markdalgleish Developers during hackathon: We built an entire application in just 3 days. Developers after hackathon: Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.

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Content Programming is like writing a book. Except when you miss a single comma on page 126 the whole thing makes no sense. -Microsoft