They Locked Me In A Room A Rubber Room

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They Locked Me In A Room A Rubber Room

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When someone questions your sanity for having 229 commits and 213 additions on master, but you're just sitting there knowing you're not the crazy one. It's everyone else who's insane for not committing directly to master with reckless abandon.

The cat's defensive posture perfectly captures that moment when you have to explain your workflow choices to the team. Feature branches? Pull requests? Code review? Those are for people who don't live dangerously. You've transcended such mortal concerns and achieved enlightenment through chaos.

The git stats in the terminal just add that extra layer of "yeah, I did that" energy. 229 commits straight to production because you're built different.

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