I Have Trust Issues

The GitHub contribution graph—where darker green means you're a coding machine and lighter green means you occasionally remember your password. The interviewer is confused because this guy's squares are dark green (meaning tons of commits) but somehow he has "less contributions." Plot twist: he's just really good at squashing 47 panicked debug commits into one elegant pull request. His smug "I got it right the first time" response is the programming equivalent of claiming you've never googled "how to center a div" or "what does NaN mean again?"

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When your IDE is basically a fancy Notepad and your debugging strategy is "hope for the best." No autocomplete, no error checking, no safety net—just raw vi and pure existential dread. And when the code inevitably crashes or segfaults? Well, that's a skill issue. Time to delete yourself from the project. For context, ASAN (AddressSanitizer) catches memory errors, Intellisense gives you autocomplete and error detection, and syntax highlighting makes code readable. This person rejected all modern conveniences and chose violence—coding in plain vi like it's 1991. Respect the commitment to suffering, honestly.

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