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I Have Trust Issues

User experience Cybersecurity Tech stereotypes Trust issues Paranoia Data centers Software industry Customer perception Surveillance

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1 year ago 438,277 views 0 shares

I Have Trust Issues

software-industry-memes, paranoia-memes, user-experience-memes, cybersecurity-memes, tech-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute SHADE of this meme! 💀 While other industries see their customers as actual humans, the software industry is over here picturing us as either cartoon villains, suspicious hackers, government spies, or—my personal favorite—LITERAL SERVERS IN A DATA CENTER! The audacity! Like, honey, I just wanted to use your app, not get profiled as a potential national security threat! This is why I have to enter a 27-character password with hieroglyphics and my grandmother's maiden name just to check my email. The paranoia is REAL!

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