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Content Anonymous 050122(Sun)04:09:27 No.68444767 be me go to coffee shop order a hot chocolate with marshmellows overhear two women are talking at the other table pick up programming words like "while 64 KB JPG loop" and "cu" like programming stuff approach their table confidently "Hey guys, are you talking about programming?" they look at me I repeat myself they kinda just nod, they don't continue whatever they were talking about, guess they don't think I will understand I tell them I'm a programmer (gestured at myself with my hands for emphasis) one of them is like "sorry, we're talking about work" (paraphrasing) they seem to be trying to get rid of me I insist and ask her what their conversation was about it takes a while but the other one is like "we were discussing blah blah something about optimization" I have no idea what the fuck she just said, it didn't make any sense to me at all change the topic quickly and ask what programming language she uses she says it's C I say "C is an old language, you should use something cooler like javascript" (that's what I'm learning) they talk to each other quietly (I can't hear what they are saying) one of them asks "anon, where do you work?" I tell them I don't have job, I do programming as a hobby the conversation doesn't continue they leave a few minutes later Where did I do wrong?

Content Imagine getting jumped by JavaScript developers and one of them says: ECMAScript 5 - Detected 1!(!11 !(1 1(!!01011( ( (11 (C! (11 (1 (011) C 1 ( 111 (! (1 (1) C! 1! F English y prototype his ass

Content so, here's the place in the sky where we store humanity's largest numbers. sir, what's in 3rd place? Let me check... Here It is: Articles that say Java is dying. Daniel Stori (turnoff.us 5 HUMANITY'S LARGES Drops of water in 914 8 714 9 1 3 Grains of sand ND 7 9 4 9 3 6 HUMANITY'S LARGEST NO Grains of Sand 7 9 4 9 3 6 33 Articles that say 6 5

Content BOB, ALL YOUR COMMIT MESSAGES SAY "SMALL CHANGESI MEANINGFUL MESSAGE... MEANINGFUL MESSAGE. MEANINGFUL MESSAGE... MEANINGFUL MESSAGE... MEANINGFUL MESSAGE. NEXT TIME, PLEASE WRITE A MEANINGFUL MESSAGE GIT COMMIT -M WHAT IS LIFE IF FULL OF CARE. IF WE HAVE NO TIME TO STAND AND STARE.

Content Having a problem with a particular piece of code? 1. Goto a coding forum. 2. Create a new account with a very girly sounding like... TiffanyButterfly23. 3. Create a post asking for help (use pink font in the closing): Hey Guys, I'm fairly new to insert programming language and I was wondering if I can get a hand with something. I'm trying to write a program that rounds infinite and predicts the future but I'm stuck at the beginning. Do you have any tips? Thanks guys! Tiffany XOXOXOXOO 4. Check back a short while later. 18 New Comments Hi, I went ahead and wrote the program for you. It was pretty interesting. SomeDude44 wrote it too but mine is a bit different. STDIO. Hunk Hey check out mine! ASHCASH34 Do you live in Seattle? PIKACHUICHOOSEYOU

When the backend dev says "I'll handle the UI this time" and delivers a postal truck parked in a circular water feature. Function over form at its finest! The backend mindset is fully operational here—technically it works, has an API (actual physical interface), and meets all the requirements in the spec. No CSS animations needed, just raw utility with zero regard for user experience. Bonus points for the vehicle ID being formatted like a database primary key (CP20009). Ship it!