Software industry Memes

The punchline is literally invisible! That empty pie chart with no legend entries matching the colorful segments is the perfect representation of corporate buyout promises. You're looking at a graph where the colored sections (red, green, blue, yellow) don't correspond to any of the listed benefits (salary, wellness, mental health, confidence). It's like when management promises "synergy" and "exciting opportunities" but delivers... *gestures vaguely at nothing*. The technical term for this is "data visualization gore" and any engineer who's survived an acquisition knows exactly what those missing legend colors actually represent: anxiety, overtime, and updating your resume while pretending to be in a Zoom meeting.

That cute open-source project with 10k GitHub stars? Just wait until BigTech acquires it and slaps a $49.99/month "enterprise" tier on features that used to be free. Remember when MongoDB changed their license because AWS was eating their lunch? Or when Docker suddenly needed to "monetize" after years of free containers? The corporate circle of life: embrace, extend, extinguish... and extract your credit card info. The only relationship these companies want is with your wallet.

The ultimate reverse interview technique! Instead of companies giving you a "trial task" to evaluate your skills, why not flip the script and get paid to evaluate their competence? It's like unit testing a company's management before committing to the full production environment. The number of tech companies that fail this basic responsibility test would crash the entire recruitment system.