I Don't Trust Myself

vscode Trust issues Self doubt Imposter syndrome Developer life Code review Technical debt Workspace trust

Programming Debugging Security Devops Microsoft

3 months ago 258,213 views 0 shares

I Don't Trust Myself

vscode-memes, trust-issues-memes, self-doubt-memes, coding-memes, imposter-syndrome-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The existential crisis when VS Code asks if you trust yourself. Sure, I wrote this code, but do I trust it? Hell no. That's future me's problem when it inevitably breaks in production. The suspicious side-eye is exactly how I look at my own commit history - like finding a ticking time bomb I planted and forgot about.

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