How to be successful as web developer

Ah yes, the classic clickbait article about asynchronous operations where the numbers are completely out of order. Because that's the joke – asynchronous code doesn't execute in the sequence you wrote it. Your callback functions will return whenever they damn well please, just like these list items. The author didn't mess up the numbering; they're just demonstrating the chaotic reality of async programming where "3" finishes before "1" and your sanity slowly dissolves into a puddle of Promise.all() rejections.

When you press Ctrl+X on your grocery list but forget to press Ctrl+V at the store. That devastating moment when your carefully curated data structure vanishes into the void of clipboard memory, leaving you to debug your shopping algorithm with nothing but tears and the faint memory of what you needed. The real reason programmers hate stateless protocols.

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