If It Works, Don't Touch It

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Content SOON, MY PRECIOUS GRAPHICS CARD, WE SHALL PLAY ALL THE GAMES IN 4K RESOLUTION AT MAX SETTINGS WITCHER3, BATTLE FIELD I, SIEGE, DOUM, CRYSIS OH BOY, THAT SOUNDS LIKEA LOT oF WorK, WORKING NON-STOP IN CRAMPED HOT CONDITIONS MINING DIGITAL CURRENCIES UNTIL YOU CAN'T WORKANY MORE GPU CORSAIR PLAY HARD. OR WORK HARDER CORSAIRCOM I'D... LIKE TO PLAY GAMES IN 4K NOW... WORK, YOU CALL THAT WORK? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IN THE MINES?! YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT.

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The ETERNAL DILEMMA of our generation! You've spent 17 hours crafting what you think is a masterpiece of code, and in your desperate need for validation, you ask that fateful question: "Does my code look good?" And what do you get? Senior Dev with years of battle scars and crushed dreams says "No" with the emotional range of a brick wall. Meanwhile, the LLM—that digital yes-man with no actual coding experience—is practically GUSHING with approval! And there you are, caught in the middle, desperately wanting to believe the AI that's never had to debug at 4am while crying into a Red Bull. The betrayal! The DRAMA! Welcome to 2024, where we trust machines that were trained on Stack Overflow more than humans who actually know what they're doing! 💀

Ah yes, the new AMD 9080. Runs Crysis at 0.0001 FPS and doubles as a museum exhibit. That's not a graphics card—it's an AM9080 CPU from the 1970s. While everyone's fighting scalpers for RTX cards, you've gone full retro and time-traveled to computing's Jurassic period. Bold strategy. At least your vintage processor doesn't need a liquid cooling system... just some dust removal and possibly carbon dating.

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