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It's Probably Malware

It's Probably Malware
The evolution of trust in software development: Regular Pooh: Not sharing code at all. Suspicious. Probably hiding something terrible. Fancy Pooh: Publishing source code. Ah, a developer of culture and transparency. Demonic Pooh: Creating a GitHub repo with just an executable. The digital equivalent of saying "here's a mysterious candy, stranger, just put it in your mouth."

GitHub No Exe

GitHub No Exe
OH. MY. GOD. Someone just discovered GitHub isn't the download section of Best Buy! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of trying to find that precious .exe file on a platform that's LITERALLY DESIGNED for source code sharing! It's like walking into a library and having a meltdown because they don't sell hamburgers! THE HORROR! GitHub stores CODE, sweetie - you know, those magical text files developers use before they're compiled into executables? You're supposed to clone the repo or download the source and build it yourself like a grown-up developer! But sure, let's blame the "weirdest file sharing site" because clicking that big green "Code" button and understanding what a repository is would be TOO MUCH EFFORT! ๐Ÿ’…

Happy Birthday Linux: Compile Your Own Cake

Happy Birthday Linux: Compile Your Own Cake
OMFG the AUDACITY! ๐Ÿ’… Instead of giving Linux a proper birthday cake, this savage just tosses raw ingredients and says "compile it yourself" like some kind of MONSTER! It's the PERFECT burn that captures the entire Linux philosophy in one brutal joke - you want something? BUILD IT FROM SOURCE, PEASANT! No pre-packaged solutions here! Just like when you need to install literally ANYTHING on Linux and end up in dependency hell for 3 hours. The cake is just like the operating system - powerful, customizable, but honey, you're gonna WORK for it! ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Error Never Definition Not Found

Error Never Definition Not Found
BREAKING NEWS: Firefox caught in the most scandalous case of split personality EVER! ๐Ÿ”ฅ The browser smugly claims it "never has, never will" sell your data while its source code LITERALLY contains the exact same promise! The audacity! The drama! The complete lack of contradiction! Meanwhile, Chrome is in the corner selling your browsing history to seven different ad networks before you've even finished reading this sentence. Firefox is that friend who makes a big show about not gossiping and then actually... doesn't gossip. How DARE they be consistent?!

Not Actually Structless

Not Actually Structless
THE AUDACITY! Someone has the NERVE to mock DOOM's source code for having "no structs, no classes" only to get absolutely DESTROYED when they actually look inside and findโ€”GASPโ€”structs everywhere! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The betrayal! The drama! It's like bragging about how your vegan friend eats no meat and then finding their freezer PACKED with bacon. The shocked cat face is literally all of us when our smug programming hot takes get obliterated by actual facts. Moral of the story: maybe CHECK the legendary code before trashing it, you absolute AMATEUR! ๐Ÿ’…

I Dont Give A Fuck About The Fucking Code

I Dont Give A Fuck About The Fucking Code
Ah, the classic "end user meets GitHub" scenario! ๐Ÿ˜‚ This poor soul wandered into the sacred lands of repositories expecting a simple download button, only to be greeted by the arcane scrolls of source code. It's like watching someone walk into a bakery and scream "WHY IS THERE FLOUR EVERYWHERE? JUST GIVE ME A CAKE!" The beautiful collision between non-technical users and developer platforms is pure chaos energy. Developers are sitting there like "but... but... the code IS the point..." while this person is having an existential meltdown over not finding an .exe file. The post being locked is the digital equivalent of "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

Source Code Of Windows Trouble Shooting

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Content The source code of Windows' troubleshooting program has leaked 1 3 5 6 7 8 9 include windows.h include stdio.h int main printf("Searching for problems... In"); Sleep (60000) ; printf(We didn't find any problemsn")

Whynot Mit

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[text] They made all their source code GPLv3 licensed Startups

Good to see games being ported to HolyC; The Most Powerful Language Ever Created

Good to see games being ported to HolyC; The Most Powerful Language Ever Created | programming-memes, programmer-memes, html-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, program-memes, c++-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes, html5-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, source code-memes, language-memes, cookie-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GAME MADE USING PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES By: Codehub.py HolyC 1. Counter Strike 2. Doom in Engine DOON ENGINE 3. King Quest 4. Starcraft 5. World of Warcraft C 1. Kingdom of Loathing 2. Nothing to Hide 3. Gods wil be watching 4. Roll it 5. Cookie Clicker Javascript 1. On Off GAMI ODFI 2. Everyone's sky 3. Underrun 4. Konnekt 5. Super Chrono konnekt portal maker HTML5 1. Tom Clancy's Politka 2. Runescape 3. Powder Game 4. Star Wars Galaxies 5. Robotorge Codehub.py For Source code and Project Visit: Improgrammer.com

Source Code No Secret

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Content Microsoft announced they were breached and source code stolen Linux: You guys are protecting source code??

This Is Actually Why Iopen Source My Code

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Content You open source vour code to help the community l'open source code because I'm too lazy to back it up We are not the same

They Forgor About Version Control

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Content Quantum Lock Follow Store Community Forum Broaticasta NEWS POSTED Wed, July 24 Quantum Lock Shutting Down Purchases Hey Everyone. QL was our first game and although it was a big milestone for us, it was created at a time before we understood version control software. We do not have access to the source code anymore and cannot make any fixes or changes to the game. Because of this, we have decided to disable the ability for anyone to buy copies of the game. Thank you for your time and feel free to reach out to us. Rate Up Discuss Share