The Holy Trinity Of Modern Development

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The eternal Google search for "regex for email validation" is the tech equivalent of forgetting how to spell "necessary" - no matter how many times you learn it, your brain refuses to store that information. After a decade of coding, you'd think your brain would finally commit regex patterns to memory. Nope. That neural pathway is permanently replaced with useless trivia and coffee brewing techniques. The regex heroes on Stack Overflow who can write these patterns from memory deserve hazard pay. The rest of us will forever be copying and pasting cryptic incantations like ^[\w-\.]+@([\w-]+\.)+[\w-]{2,4}$ while silently praying it actually works.

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Nothing quite like that brief moment of smooth sailing when you copy-paste some StackOverflow magic into your dirt road of a codebase. Sure, it works... right up until you hit that pothole where your requirements differ slightly from the original question. Then it's back to the bumpy gravel path of debugging your own janky solutions. The real tragedy? Six months from now you'll have completely forgotten which parts you wrote and which parts came from that random post with 47 upvotes. Future you is gonna have a hell of a time figuring out why there's suddenly a perfectly paved section in your otherwise chaotic code desert.

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