House Of Cards

documentation Technical debt Legacy code Code maintenance Software architecture Senior developers Job security Junior developers Codebase Retirement

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House Of Cards

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The entire codebase is literally being held up by a single senior developer who's mentally checked out and counting down the days until retirement. Meanwhile, the junior "vibe coders" keep stacking more features on top like they're playing architectural Jenga. That legacy code is one resignation letter away from a catastrophic production failure. Spoiler alert: nobody's documenting anything.

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