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Ah, indie game developers and their groundbreaking ideas! First, they'll make a "top-down RPG" (revolutionary, never been done before). Then they'll make it "Earthbound inspired" (because apparently that's a personality trait now). And finally, they'll add "crafting" (because every game needs to let you combine sticks and rocks for some reason). Meanwhile, Squidward is all of us experienced devs dying inside as we watch the 500th pitch that's basically just "Stardew Valley but with guns" being presented as the next gaming revolution. How daring indeed.

Remember when landing a job meant you could copy-paste a Bootstrap form and call an API? Those were simpler times. Now you need to build your own weather API from scratch, write a custom JavaScript framework (because apparently we don't have enough), manipulate the DOM like a surgeon, integrate an LLM to make weather reports match the user's emotional state, and probably solve world hunger while you're at it. The punchline hits hard: React developers went from being unicorns to being so common that even your barber is discussing getDerivedStateFromProps over a fade. The bar for "junior" positions has basically become "build me the next Facebook but make it personal." Job requirements have inflated faster than a crypto bubble, and now everyone's expected to be a full-stack, AI-integrating, framework-building wizard just to get an entry-level gig. Good luck out there, freshers.

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