House Of Cards

Legacy code Technical debt Junior developers Senior developers Codebase Software architecture Retirement documentation Job security Code maintenance

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House Of Cards

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The entire codebase is literally being held up by a single senior developer who's mentally checked out and counting down the days until retirement. Meanwhile, the junior "vibe coders" keep stacking more features on top like they're playing architectural Jenga. That legacy code is one resignation letter away from a catastrophic production failure. Spoiler alert: nobody's documenting anything.

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