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Why Ten K Programmers Facing Galactic Date Crisis
Programming Debugging Testing Databases Backend
7 days ago 69.5K views 0 shares
Why Ten K Programmers Facing Galactic Date Crisis
Y2K but make it space. Future programmers will stare into the void just like this when they realize all their systems store years as 4-digit integers. The face of a developer who just calculated how many legacy codebases need refactoring across thousands of planets. That's not exhaustion—that's the realization that management approved the budget for exactly half the time needed to fix it. Fun fact: The original Y2K bug cost $300 billion to fix. The Y10K bug will probably cost whatever the galactic equivalent of "your firstborn child and your retirement fund" is.

Or He Is Just Running Htop
Linux Security Bash Programming
14 days ago 86.9K views 0 shares
Or He Is Just Running Htop
DARLING, those movie hacking scenes are the GREATEST TRAGEDY of my developer existence! 💅 The dramatic typing! The neon green text! The ABSURD progress bars! Meanwhile, in reality, the "hacker" is probably just running a system update and installing some random npm packages while crying into their lukewarm coffee. For the uninitiated, htop is just a colorful system monitoring tool that LOOKS impressive but is basically just telling you your computer isn't completely dead yet. Hollywood thinks we're all cyber wizards when we're really just glorified package installers begging our terminals not to break something important!

Fortunatly Im Dead
Programming Devops Debugging Databases Backend
23 days ago 60.2K views 0 shares
Fortunatly Im Dead
Ah yes, the Y10K problem - the sequel nobody asked for! Future devs will be sobbing in their space pods because some genius in 2023 thought "four digits ought to be enough for anybody." Imagine having to refactor billions of lines of legacy code across the galaxy because nobody considered humans might still be writing terrible code 8,000 years from now. The exhausted expression says it all - "I could've been a space poet, but instead I'm patching date formats on Martian ATMs." History repeats itself, just with more digits.

Tears Of The Arch
Linux Devops Programming Debugging
26 days ago 97.9K views 0 shares
Tears Of The Arch
OH THE DUALITY OF ARCH LINUX! 🔥 One minute you're cruising along thinking "Yeah, this is fine, I'm a LINUX GOD" and the next you're sobbing into your mechanical keyboard because an update broke your entire system! It's the most toxic relationship in tech - when Arch works, it's GLORIOUS. When it doesn't? You're suddenly questioning all your life choices at 2AM while frantically scrolling through obscure forum posts. The perfect OS for masochists who enjoy both supreme customization AND existential despair!