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This brilliant mashup takes the classic Simpsons "Old Man Yells at Cloud" headline and replaces the actual cloud with AWS. It's that senior developer who refuses to migrate from his precious on-prem servers because "the cloud is just someone else's computer!" Meanwhile, he's still manually SSH-ing into servers and editing config files with nano while the rest of us are defining infrastructure as code. The cloud isn't stealing your job, grandpa—your resistance to learning Terraform is!

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Ah, the classic job application form designed by someone who clearly never met a developer in their life. Asking "How many years of experience do you have in PHP?" and offering only "Yes" or "No" as options is peak recruiter intelligence. It's like asking "How tall are you?" and the only answers are "Pizza" or "Tuesday." The form creator probably thinks PHP is some kind of exotic pet or a new cryptocurrency. The "My favourite numbers" title at the bottom just completes the absurdity. Clearly, the correct answer is "No" because any self-respecting developer's years of PHP experience should be measured in sighs and existential crises, not integers.