He's Got A Point

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He's Got A Point

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of developers who sprinkle their code with TODOs like confetti at a parade! 💅 We're basically creating our own little graveyard of good intentions right there in the source code! Those TODOs are just digital tombstones marking the burial sites of features we'll "totally get to someday" but will actually rot there until the heat death of the universe. It's like leaving Post-it notes on your fridge about going to the gym – we all know that's NEVER happening, honey! The code equivalent of "I'll call you sometime" after a bad first date!

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