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If Political Issues Had Issue Trackers
Programming Git Debugging
10 days ago 149.1K views 0 shares
If Political Issues Had Issue Trackers
The handshake meme that unites developers and politicians under the common banner of "solving issues by creating new ones" is painfully accurate. Developers fix bugs by introducing three more undocumented features, while politicians solve healthcare by breaking something else entirely. It's the circle of technical debt but for society! The only difference? Developers eventually have to face their code in production, while politicians can just blame the previous administration's codebase. At least we have Stack Overflow - politicians are still using Yahoo Answers from 2005.

He's Got A Point
Programming Agile Git Debugging
2 months ago 163.3K views 0 shares
He's Got A Point
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of developers who sprinkle their code with TODOs like confetti at a parade! 💅 We're basically creating our own little graveyard of good intentions right there in the source code! Those TODOs are just digital tombstones marking the burial sites of features we'll "totally get to someday" but will actually rot there until the heat death of the universe. It's like leaving Post-it notes on your fridge about going to the gym – we all know that's NEVER happening, honey! The code equivalent of "I'll call you sometime" after a bad first date!

Bug Report Of The Year
Debugging Gamedev Unity Programming Testing
5 months ago 183.3K views 0 shares
Bug Report Of The Year
The pinnacle of debugging assistance right here! Some poor dev is trying to fix a critical issue with... *checks notes*... a toolbox inside another toolbox in what's clearly a game. No logs, no details, just existential despair and a vague description that reads like it was written during a sugar crash. The real bug is this bug report. It's the equivalent of telling your doctor "something hurts somewhere sometimes" and expecting a precise diagnosis. Even better is the "Debug Information" section that's as empty as my will to live after reading this. Next time you think your documentation is insufficient, remember this masterpiece that managed to combine the eloquence of a toddler with the technical precision of a drunk fortune teller.