'Git? Oh, it's really pretty simple, just think of branches as...'

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'Git? Oh, it's really pretty simple, just think of branches as...' | errors-memes, command-memes, git-memes, shell-memes, error-memes, IT-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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THIS IS GIT. IT TRACKS COLLABORATIVE WORK ON PROJECTS THROUGH A BEAUTIFUL DISTRIBUTED GRAPH THEORY TREE MODEL. COOL. HOW DO WE USE IT? NO IDEA. JUST MEMORIZE THESE SHELL COMMANDS AND TYPE THEM TO SYNC UP. IF YOU GET ERRORS, SAVE YOUR WORK ELSEWHERE, DELETE THE PROJECT, AND DOWNLOAD A FRESH COPY.

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