Microsoft Development Strategy

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Ah, the sophisticated approach of Microsoft solving complex tech problems: just hit it with a sledgehammer and call it "AI integration." Left side shows delicate digital infrastructure; right side shows Microsoft's solution of brute force. Why debug legacy code when you can just demolish it and slap "AI-powered" on the rubble? The perfect metaphor for when your CEO discovers ChatGPT and suddenly every product roadmap needs "AI transformation." Subtlety? Never heard of her.

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