Microsoft Development Strategy

Content Become a Hipster Sell Stolen Ideas Invent C and UNIX Praised by Media as Jesus of Computing Ignored Without Steve Jobs February 24, 1955 - October 5, 2011) we would have: No Products No over expensive laptops Without Dennis Ritchie (September 9, 1941 - October 12, 2011) we would have: No Windows No Unix No C No Programs A large setback in computing No Generic-text Languages. We would all read in Binary.. They died in the same year and the same month but it seems only few notice the death of Dennis Ritchie compared to Steve Jobs.

Oh look, it's the keyboard shortcut showdown in prison! First inmate proudly uses Ctrl+Alt+Del like it's 1995, thinking he's all sophisticated with the three-finger salute. Then the second guy drops the mic with Ctrl+Shift+Esc, which directly opens Task Manager without the extra menu step. It's like watching someone brag about their dial-up connection while the other person quietly uses fiber. The real crime here isn't whatever got them locked up—it's wasting precious milliseconds when your application freezes.

The internet is just a glorified Jenga tower of tech stacked on top of each other. At the very bottom, we've got ASML making the chips that power everything. Then Intel, AMD, and Nvidia making processors while hardware companies like Apple, Dell, and HP build machines around them. The Linux Foundation quietly holds everything up while DNS systems point traffic where it needs to go. Meanwhile, unpaid open source developers are literally carrying the weight of modern digital infrastructure on their backs. AWS and Cloudflare are making billions while V8 and WASM engines power "something happening in the web." And let's not forget Angry Birds flying around Microsoft's chaotic contributions to this technological house of cards. Remember: the next time your app crashes, it's probably because someone removed the wrong block from this precarious tower of dependencies that absolutely nobody fully understands!

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