Conda Install Anaconda Conda

Package maintainers have finally snapped. After years of carefully crafting semantic versioning schemes that nobody respects, building dependency resolution systems that make traveling salesmen problems look trivial, and watching developers casually request "just backport the security patches to v1.0," they've had enough.

The "Baby Opossum Posse" release name? Chef's kiss. The version number that looks like someone fell asleep on the keyboard? Poetry. And my personal favorite: the dependency hell screenshot where pip is having an existential crisis because ml-dtypes can't decide which version of numpy it wants to marry.

But sure, go ahead and ask for that CUDA 13.2 compatible Docker image. I'm sure they'll get right on that, right after they finish implementing version "37.0.0.69.march2023.jaguar" and figure out whether "boom!" or "ok or ???" is the proper semantic versioning response.

Turns out the real dependency hell was the respect we demanded along the way.