Getting A Job In Tech Be Like

The job market has done a complete 180 and it's absolutely WILD. Back in the day, you could literally just know HTML tags and boom—hired on the spot, no questions asked. Now? You better have mastered Rust, Go, C++, C#, Python, JavaScript, TypeScript, .NET, Photoshop, Premiere Pro, PLUS have a PhD in AI and 47 years of experience with a framework that came out last Tuesday... and they'll STILL tell you you're not qualified for an entry-level position. The audacity! The bar went from "can you spell HTML?" to "are you literally a polyglot superhuman who codes in their sleep?" Meanwhile, your grandpa got hired as a senior developer because he once opened Notepad. The tech job market is having its villain era and we're all suffering.