Too Much Stress

The AI hype cycle speedrun, perfectly captured in four stages of clown makeup. Started with the promise that AI would revolutionize everything, got seduced into thinking you could skip fundamentals and just prompt your way to a senior dev salary. Then reality hit: those "free" AI tools either got paywalled harder than Adobe Creative Cloud or started running slower than a nested loop in Python. Now you're sitting there with zero transferable skills, a LinkedIn full of AI buzzwords, and the crushing realization that "prompt engineer" isn't actually a career path. The kicker? While you were vibing, the devs who actually learned their craft are still employed. Turns out you can't Ctrl+Z your way out of not knowing how a for-loop works.

Content My program is almost done 11:52 AM 11:53 AM 10917 12:37 PM False alarm its super broken 12:37 PM

Nothing says "modern technology" like documentation that requires carbon dating. Microsoft's docs are so massive and outdated that archaeologists could study them as ancient artifacts. You start reading page 1 thinking you're learning something useful, only to discover by page 4,782 that the feature was deprecated three Windows versions ago. The real Microsoft developer experience: spending 6 hours searching docs only to end up copying code from Stack Overflow anyway.

Content x 2 is fine 14 0.1 2 imelia.com 10 sco1 55 70 34 85 100 X 1 is faster!!! 34 x 2 is more readable and optimized by the compiler to x 1 anyway 1.3 14 115 130 2 0.1 145

Content PRODUCT ANALOGY COMIC BY CTP200.COM ACCORDING TO Spotify THIS IS NOT HOW SPOTIFY BUILDS A PRODUCT THIS IS HOW SPOTIFY BUILDS A PRODUCT u BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS? Windows - iPhone MacBook o Internet Explorer AX cp200.com

Content I get a new job, I feel good and motivated Unemployed, I'm not motivated for my personal project anymore I procrastinate, working personal projects on company time They think I'm slow on the actual job so I get fired