Too Much Stress

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Scientists invent a bracelet that converts stress into electricity? Cool tech. Programmers wearing one? Congrats, you just created a portable nuclear reactor. Between production bugs, merge conflicts, legacy code that looks like it was written by a caffeinated raccoon, and meetings that could've been emails, you're basically powering the entire grid. Forget renewable energy—just hook up a dev team during sprint week and you've solved the energy crisis. That glowing figure at the end isn't just stressed, they've achieved fusion.

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