Get In There And Make It About You

Content PROMPT ENGINEER I'M A REAL COMPUTER SCIENTIST

Content Push to open. If that does not work pull. If both do not work, try the actual entrance to your left.

Content It runs fine on my browser Email me the link http:localhosttest1

The utopian future we deserve! Every developer who's spent hours reviewing PRs only to find they're 90% whitespace changes knows this pain. You're trying to find actual code changes but instead get bombarded with indentation fixes, trailing spaces, and line ending normalizations. The meme suggests we'd literally have flying cars and futuristic architecture if GitHub just added a simple toggle to filter out whitespace noise from pull requests. Spoiler alert: GitHub does have this feature (append ?w=1 to diff URLs), but it's buried like a secret cheat code instead of being a prominent button. The real tragedy is how many developer-hours we've collectively wasted squinting at meaningless whitespace diffs when we could've been building this sci-fi paradise instead.

Someone's trying to communicate with their computer like it's 2045 and AI has taken over web development. They're literally asking their machine to build a responsive website with big pictures, custom fonts, fancy menus with "whooosh" animations, and fast load times—all in plain English. Then signs off with "Thanks, Human" like they're the robot giving orders. The "PS no bugs :)" is chef's kiss. Yeah buddy, just tell the computer "no bugs" and they'll magically disappear. If only it worked that way. We've been trying that with our code reviews for decades. Either this person is from the future where AI does everything, or they're a client who thinks programming works like ordering at a drive-thru. Spoiler: it's probably the latter.

Content When your code works on the first try: Why are you running?