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Get In There And Make It About You

development requirements product manager Project management User stories Jira Scope creep Feature requests Specifications Team dynamics

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9 months ago 445,825 views 1 shares

Get In There And Make It About You

product-manager-memes, requirements-memes, feature-requests-memes, jira-memes, project-management-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal struggle of working with Product Managers who somehow turn every feature request into their personal crusade. "We need better error handling" magically transforms into "When I was 12, my PlayStation crashed and I've been traumatized ever since." The mirror doesn't lie - that requirements document is just their therapy session disguised as a Jira ticket.

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