Four Out Of Five Developers Enjoy Code Reviews

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Four Out Of Five Developers Enjoy Code Reviews

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The fifth developer is the one who wrote the code being reviewed. Nothing quite like watching your peers beat your spaghetti code to death with sticks while you crawl on the ground wondering why you didn't add those comments they suggested last time. Just another Tuesday in software development.

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