Four Out Of Five Developers Enjoy Code Reviews

Content O DEVPUNS Excel user MUSIC4 BAND HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW PROGRAMMERS?

Content Me: Brings along a portable hard drive. Ma homie that asked me to bring backup to the street fight:

Content rShowerthoughts utommytheperson 4h JOIN You never beat a computer when you play chess against it, you either lose or it lets you win. Mindblowing 4 2.2k 64 , Share BEST COMMENTS PermAnxiety 1h Wrong. If I programmed it, I'm sure you would win most of the times. Reply 4 94

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That moment when you're faced with the eternal developer dilemma: spend an entire day making the codebase better or just slap together some hacky solution that'll come back to haunt you in six months. The hand reaching for that "minimum effort hack" button is all of us at 4:55pm on a Friday. Sure, you could refactor everything properly, but then your PR would be 2000 files and nobody wants to review that monstrosity anyway. Technical debt? That's a problem for Future You. And Future You hates Current You for a reason.

Content Nick Craver O NickCraver "Uber will use artificial intelligence to identify drunk passengers. It will use factors like time of day, pickup location, and how long a user interacts with the app before making a decision." That's not Al. That's an if statement. 3:59 PM 08 Jun 18