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Your PC is sitting there with a measly 8GB of RAM, a budget GTX 1650 graphics card, and an entry-level Intel Core i3-10105F processor, yet you're excitedly telling it "GTA 6 is coming soon, bro!" Meanwhile, your hardware components are having an existential crisis wondering how to break the news that they'll combust into flames before loading the title screen. It's like telling a calculator it's about to run NASA's flight simulator. Some dreams should stay dreams, especially when your setup is more suited for running Minesweeper than the next-gen open world that'll probably require a second mortgage just to afford the recommended specs.

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The classic "IT person as unappreciated hero" syndrome strikes again! When you've spent years battling printers that randomly decide to speak in tongues, servers that choose 3 PM on Friday to have existential crises, and users who think "have you tried turning it off and on again" is revolutionary advice... you start to feel like a grizzled detective in a tech noir film. The badge and gun? Those were earned in the trenches of weekend deployments and emergency patches. The real question is why management always looks surprised when IT folks display the thousand-yard stare of someone who's seen too many "unexpected error" messages.

The circus of frontend development in four acts. First, we're applying basic makeup with web apps. Then we're adding a bit more flair with React's "seamless" UI promises. By the third panel, we've gone full clown with React Native's write-once fantasy. But the final transformation? Finding out Windows Start menu is supposedly React Native. That's when you realize you've been part of the circus all along. The progression from "this makes sense" to "dear god what have we done" is the true frontend experience.

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