Blue Screen Of Drink

The great console migration has finally happened. After 7 years of PlayStation loyalty, the frog and his buddies have ascended to PC gaming. Probably took that long just to save up for the graphics cards. The real achievement isn't the hardware – it's maintaining the same friend group for 7 years without someone getting married, having kids, or developing a sudden interest in cryptocurrency.

The eternal battle between path separators! Linux/Mac users wield their elegant forward slashes (/) like Luke's lightsaber, while Windows users come at you with those menacing backslashes (\\) like Darth Vader. Try writing cross-platform code and you'll find yourself in this exact lightsaber duel. Nothing says "I've chosen the dark side" quite like having to escape every single path with double backslashes. May the path.normalize() be with you.

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Content My Linux USB when I find an old crappy computer still running Windows: You have forfeited your boot privileges

The most passive-aggressive relationship in tech history: you coding something critical and Windows deciding it's the perfect time for an update. Notice how they give you the illusion of choice with "Restart now" or "Another time" or "OK" — but where's the "Go away forever and never interrupt me again" button? That code in the background looks like a socket connection, probably handling important data, and Windows is like "Cool story bro, but have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Windows Defender out here flexing those muscles while other antivirus software just sits in the corner eating resources. Remember when we paid for third-party antivirus that would slow your machine to a crawl? Now the built-in option is somehow the chad of the security world. The tables have turned so hard they've got splinters.