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Obfuscate Code

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Ah, the classic "5% chance of random failure" pattern! This diabolical code snippet deliberately throws a NullReferenceException 5% of the time for absolutely no logical reason. It's basically the digital equivalent of putting a LEGO on the floor of your codebase - someone's going to step on it at 2 AM during a production emergency and scream. Pure evil genius for making QA testers question their sanity and giving future maintainers trust issues. The best part? The error message falsely suggests there's an actual null reference problem to debug when it's just RNG chaos!

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