Obfuscate Code

Ah, the eternal workplace dynamics. Designers treat new hires like existential threats to their creative domain. "Am I not enough?" they sob, while questioning their entire portfolio and life choices. Engineers, meanwhile, just grunt "apes together strong" and immediately add the new dev to their collective debugging hivemind. Nothing bonds engineers like shared trauma over legacy code. The more hands to hold while staring into the void of production bugs, the better.

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Content IT'S OVER IT'S DONE how people tell you it feels to fix a bug after hours of debugging how it actually feels

That moment when your client emails a biblical scroll of "bugs" they found while using Internet Explorer 6 on their Windows XP fossil. Like Napoleon here, you're just staring into the abyss contemplating your life choices. What am I supposed to do? Build a time machine? The browser was discontinued in 2022 for a reason. No amount of CSS hacks or polyfills will save that trainwreck. But you'll still spend three days trying to fix it because the client pays your bills. Meanwhile, Chrome and Firefox users are having zero issues with your perfectly standards-compliant code.

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