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The eternal struggle of API integration! Two devs start a project with optimism, dividing frontend and backend responsibilities cleanly. Fast forward a month, and they're frantically trying to connect incompatible interfaces like jamming together electrical plugs from different countries. That moment when you realize nobody discussed the contract between services, and now your JSON doesn't match their endpoints. The shocked faces perfectly capture that "why isn't this working?!" panic when you've built beautiful systems that refuse to talk to each other. The real software development cycle: confidence → coding → confusion → crisis.

The heroic tale of saving an entire company from certain doom... by hitting git reset --hard HEAD~1 and pretending you're a genius. The corporate equivalent of turning it off and on again, but with more dramatic flair and a significantly larger bonus check.

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The five stages of developer grief happen in approximately 5 minutes flat. First comes the euphoria—arms raised, dopamine flowing, convinced you're about to build the next billion-dollar unicorn. Then reality strikes faster than a compiler error on line 1. Suddenly you're staring into the void, questioning your career choices and wondering if it's too late to become a professional dog walker. The gap between "I'm a coding genius with revolutionary ideas" and "I can't figure out why this basic function returns undefined" is approximately 300 seconds. It's almost impressive how quickly we go from tech visionary to existential crisis.