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The four horsemen of software development: happiness, ambition, regret, and rage. That magical moment when your functioning code suddenly reveals its true form - a dumpster fire with 258 hidden bugs. Nothing says "I'm a professional" like discovering your working code was just bugs holding hands in a trench coat. The real reason we drink coffee isn't for energy - it's to suppress the screams.

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The ultimate graphics card rebellion! This stick figure dictator has had enough of hyper-realistic ray-traced games where you can count individual arm hairs in 8K resolution. It's the perfect satire of how we've gone from "graphics don't matter, gameplay does!" to spending $3000 on GPUs just to see realistic water physics that we'll ignore after 5 minutes. The punishment? Back to text adventures and visual novels where your imagination has to do the heavy lifting. No DLSS or frame rate counters—just pure YOU ARE IN A MAZE OF TWISTY LITTLE PASSAGES, ALL ALIKE energy. Somewhere, a hardcore Dwarf Fortress player is nodding in approval.

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