Found A Library That Computes The Universe But Fails On Logging

HONEY, PROGRAMMING IN C IS NOT A HOBBY, IT'S A DEATH WISH! 💀 That tightrope walker over Niagara Falls has better survival odds than your average pointer arithmetic. One minute you're allocating memory like a responsible adult, the next you're plummeting into the abyss of segmentation faults because you forgot a single asterisk! The sheer AUDACITY of C to let you shoot yourself in BOTH feet simultaneously while giving you a gold medal for efficiency. It's the programming equivalent of juggling chainsaws while blindfolded on a unicycle... during a hurricane... that's on fire!

Content Friends: How did you write this code so beautifully ? Me(Proudly): I STOLE IT

Content Chris Albon chrisalbon Software engineering pro-tip: Follow Do not, I repeat, do not deploy this week. That is how you end up debugging a critical issue from your parent's wifi in your old bedroom while your spouse hates you for abandoning them with your racist uncle. 8:49 PM - 19 Dec 2017 11,775 Retweets 23,488 Likes 254 17 12K 23K Sat

The perfect restaurant analogy for web development doesn't exi— Frontend: The elegant dining area with mood lighting and plants. Pretty, inviting, but completely useless without someone cooking the actual food. Backend: The industrial kitchen where the real magic happens. Efficient, practical, and absolutely zero concern for aesthetics. Just don't let the customers see it. API: The waiter who shuttles data between kitchen and customers with a smile. Doesn't cook or decide the menu, just faithfully delivers whatever's requested. Full Stack: That hipster food truck that somehow does everything with minimal space and maximum efficiency. Jack of all trades, master of sleep deprivation.

Content THE JUNIOR AND SENIOR DEVS HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU READ THE DOCUMENTATION BEFORE PROGEEDING TO USE THE APP ENDUSERS That sign wont stop me, because I can't read! ungflip.com

Content 1h I like how the website of the author of a book titled "How JavaScript Works" apparently has no JavaScript on his website. 1 Comment Th A doctor doesn't have to be sick with all the diseases they know about 1 Comment