Found A Library That Computes The Universe But Fails On Logging

github dependencies Build failure Logging Package management Dependency hell open source Simulation Science

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Found A Library That Computes The Universe But Fails On Logging

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The classic GitHub experience: finding some mind-blowing library that simulates the entire universe through quantum physics, only to have it crash because someone updated their logging package. The dependency house of cards strikes again! Nothing says "modern development" quite like your groundbreaking scientific simulation failing because console.log got a new emoji feature.

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