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Will It Ever Finish? Can I Keep Making A Computer In Scrap Mechanic Please?

12 days ago 783.7K views 0 shares

Will It Ever Finish? Can I Keep Making A Computer In Scrap Mechanic Please?

Someone decided to build a computer inside Scrap Mechanic and now they're watching their creation compile something for what appears to be geological timescales. The stats are beautiful: 8 hours in, 5 seconds of progress per second (which is... just time passing normally, congrats), and enough memory allocations to make your RAM weep. Building a computer in a game engine is the digital equivalent of using a spoon to dig a tunnel. Sure, it's technically possible, and yes, it proves you understand computer architecture, but nobody's going to ask you why because they already know: because you could. The real question isn't whether it'll finish—it's whether the heat death of the universe will happen first. My money's on the universe.

Someone Is Going To Watch This On A Train And Have Their Mind Blown

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28 days ago 75.2M views 1 shares

Someone Is Going To Watch This On A Train And Have Their Mind Blown

Recursive inception at its finest. Someone's watching a train on their laptop while sitting on a train, creating a beautiful meta-loop that would make any functional programmer shed a tear of joy. The universe just divided by zero. You're on a train, watching footage of a train interior on your screen, which shows another train interior... it's like looking at your code and realizing you've been debugging the wrong function for the past hour. The simulation is glitching, and honestly? I'm here for it. This is basically the real-world equivalent of opening a VM inside a VM inside a VM until your RAM starts crying. Somewhere, a philosopher and a computer scientist are both nodding approvingly.

Gamers Be Like:

Gamedev Unity

1 month ago 23.3M views 0 shares

Gamers will complain about their 9-to-5 being repetitive and soul-crushing, then go home and spend 8 hours clicking the same mining nodes in an MMO or driving a virtual forklift in a warehouse simulator. The cognitive dissonance is real. At least in Euro Truck Simulator, nobody emails you asking why the shipment is late or schedules a standup meeting at 9 AM to discuss your delivery velocity metrics. The difference? One pays your rent, the other gives you achievement notifications and dopamine hits. Turns out humans will do literally anything if you add a progress bar and some XP points to it. Game developers figured out what management consultants never could: gamification actually works when the game is optional .

Just A Simple Setup

AI Programming Algorithms

3 months ago 18.7M views 0 shares

So you thought Claude was just going to help you scaffold a quick app? Think again. Someone figured out how to make it simulate 10^12 branches of civilization from 4000 BC just to determine which timeline produces the optimal app architecture. The screenshot shows what looks like Dwarf Fortress—a game so complex it needs to simulate geology, weather patterns, and individual cat personalities. That's apparently what Claude is doing under the hood instead of just generating a basic React component. Why write "npm create vite@latest" when you can recursively emulate the entire multiverse? Sure, it takes 47 hours and melts your GPU, but at least you'll know your app works in the timeline where JavaScript was never invented. Priorities, people.

He Needs To Update His Device

Physics Programming Math Debugging Algorithms

4 months ago 1.3M views 0 shares

When your physics engine is so poorly optimized that gravity starts leaking between dimensions, you know someone's been copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers without reading them. This physicist is basically saying "dark matter is just a rendering bug" – which honestly tracks with how most simulation code gets written at 2 AM. The comment nails it: this is what you get when devs discover they can just vibe their way through the physics calculations instead of actually understanding the math. "Gravity leaking from a parallel dimension" is just a fancy way of saying "I forgot to initialize my variables and now reality.exe has crashed." Somewhere there's a universe running on deprecated code with memory leaks so bad that mass is literally seeping through the dimensional boundaries. Should've used Rust.

Till Death Do Us Park

Gamedev Unity

1 year ago 265.1K views 0 shares

The AUDACITY of real life to interrupt a perfectly good simulation game! 💅 Marriage can wait, but these virtual citizens NEED their roller coasters and public bathrooms RIGHT NOW! The bride isn't just getting cold feet—she's getting carpal tunnel from optimizing her park layout while wearing a $3000 wedding dress. Talk about priorities, sweetie! That RGB keyboard isn't going to click itself, and those virtual park guests aren't going to entertain themselves! The vows can wait until she's achieved a five-star rating, thank you very much!

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Found A Library That Computes The Universe But Fails On Logging

Programming Devops Debugging Physics

1 year ago 471.7K views 0 shares

Found A Library That Computes The Universe But Fails On Logging

The classic GitHub experience: finding some mind-blowing library that simulates the entire universe through quantum physics, only to have it crash because someone updated their logging package . The dependency house of cards strikes again! Nothing says "modern development" quite like your groundbreaking scientific simulation failing because console.log got a new emoji feature.

We Came So Far Guys

Gamedev Microsoft Programming Windows

1 year ago 563.8K views 0 shares

1989: "Imagine the technological marvels we'll create with computers in 30 years!" 2020: "So I've simulated 1,000 T-Rexes fighting 80,000 chickens. For science." Ah yes, the pinnacle of computing power - dinosaur-poultry warfare. Somewhere in a server farm, a CPU is thinking, "I was designed to cure cancer, but here we are."

Clothing Sim Woes

Gamedev Unity Programming Physics Algorithms

1 year ago 401.8K views 0 shares

The brutal irony of game development in one tweet! Creating complex physics simulations for epic destruction? Easy peasy . Coding realistic clothing interactions? Absolute nightmare fuel . Game devs can simulate nuclear annihilation with a few physics equations, but the moment you need a character to casually remove a hat, you're suddenly wrestling with 10,000 collision points, cloth deformation algorithms, and hair physics that will make your GPU weep. It's like building a rocket to Mars is somehow easier than simulating a handshake.

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