Sunday: The Developer's Day Of Rest And Regret

Nothing screams "elite hacker" to non-tech folks like a black terminal with white text. I've literally had people back away nervously when I'm just checking disk space with df -h . It's like showing a calculator to someone in the 1600s—instant witchcraft trial. Ten years writing enterprise software and people still think I'm breaking into the Pentagon when I'm actually just trying to remember the syntax for tar for the 500th time.

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OH. MY. GOD. The TRAUMA of sitting through a two-hour meeting with "the business" only to emerge with your soul COMPLETELY CRUSHED and ZERO understanding of what they actually want! 💀 One minute they need a "simple dashboard," the next it's a "cross-platform AI-powered ecosystem with blockchain integration" that needs to be done by FRIDAY! And you're just sitting there, dead inside, wondering if they're speaking English or summoning an ancient demon with their requirements! The perfect face of developer despair when you realize you've just nodded your way through seventeen pivots and now have NO IDEA what the requirement actually is anymore. But you'll figure it out... you always do... right before they change it again!

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Nothing says family bonding like your dad confidently proclaiming your career's imminent doom. The classic "AI will replace programmers" statement—delivered with the same certainty as "you should've been a doctor" and "have you tried turning it off and on again?" Meanwhile, programmers everywhere are writing the AI that supposedly will replace them, debugging its hallucinations, and fixing its broken dependencies. The irony is thicker than legacy code comments. But sure, Dad. I guarantee the robots will take my job right after they figure out how to untangle my spaghetti code and decipher what "// TODO: fix this later" actually means.