Sunday: The Developer's Day Of Rest And Regret

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Content Mehdi: What, you write some code and suddently you know electronics? YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING! Me, a Computer Science student: Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.

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Content When your code doesn't run so you make it print 'Goodbye World' instead of 'Hello World' It suddenly starts working

That beautiful moment when you fix one error and unleash six more from the depths of your codebase. It's like playing whack-a-mole with your career choices. The compiler was just being polite before - "Oh, just one tiny issue!" - and now it's showing its true feelings about your code architecture. Those 12 warnings? That's just the compiler's passive-aggressive way of saying "I'll let this run, but I want you to know I disapprove of your life choices."

Content you will never understand my code, you thief! oh yeah! why? I removed all the comments