The Ultimate Programmer Therapy

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README. 2:11 AM 07 Nov 18

Content CO JUST BECAUSEM A PROGRAMMER, DOESN'T MEANT CAN FIK THE PRINTER. i CO C I MEAN I CAN. BUT NOT BECAUSE M A PROGRAMMER!

The classic "This is fine" dog sitting in a burning room meme, but with an AI twist that hits way too close to home. That moment when you've let AI generate half your codebase and pushed it straight to prod without proper review because "it seemed to work locally." Those wide eyes aren't excitement—they're pure existential terror masked with a smile while production servers melt down. Yet we keep sipping that coffee, pretending we didn't just introduce 17 new security vulnerabilities and an infinite loop that's slowly eating your AWS budget.

Content Muahahahahaaa Replace a semicolon (;) with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error.

The classic security theater of development. Two door handles secured by a padlock that's completely bypassing the actual locking mechanism. Sure, it looks secure to management walking by, much like that code you cobbled together from Stack Overflow snippets without reading a single line of documentation. Is it actually secure? Absolutely not. Will it pass code review? Somehow, yes. Just don't touch it or breathe near it - that's how production incidents are born.

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