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Content Bugs in my code when I try to debug:

Content G Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hii- I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! D starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck a gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

Content Me in 2048 trying to explain to the Al slave junior developer introduced by the company that you can't just push code with 10 syntax errors into prod ProdrammerHumor.io

THE BETRAYAL! 😤 You watch that tutorial with its FLAWLESSLY working code, thinking you're about to become the next tech billionaire. Then you copy the EXACT SAME CODE into your IDE and suddenly your computer acts like you've just insulted its entire ancestry! Error messages EVERYWHERE! Red squiggly lines MOCKING your existence! Your code has chosen violence today and decided that physics, logic, and the fundamental laws of programming simply don't apply in YOUR environment. The audacity of that code to work perfectly in a tutorial but throw a tantrum in your IDE is the greatest treachery known to developerkind!

Nothing quite like the existential crisis of realizing your past self was the StackOverflow hero who saved your current self. You confidently dropped a "thx it works" comment two years ago with zero explanation of what actually fixed it. Now here you are, crawling back to your own digital breadcrumbs like a desperate archaeologist. The circle of developer life - creating problems for your future self while solving them for strangers. The ultimate karma boomerang.

Content It was crunch time and everyone from the CEO to the receptionist was labeling images to improve the algorithm. My friend was working to fix a bug, and the CEO walked by and said "Why do you have code on vour screen? You're supposed to be looking at porn!"