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Nothing cures depression like a good debugging session. Ice cream? Nah. Back rub? Pass. But mention a computer problem, and suddenly we're teleporting off the couch with superhuman focus. The dopamine hit from fixing that one semicolon error is better than therapy. It's not a bug, it's a feature of our broken psyche.

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