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The perfect meta-joke doesn't exi— When your colleague finally confronts you about your cryptic variable names and spaghetti logic, but you just double down on the chaos by refusing to explain anything. The irony is *chef's kiss* - writing unreadable code AND refusing to comment on it is like bringing a nuclear weapon to a code review. Future maintainers will be archaeologists trying to decipher hieroglyphics written by a caffeinated octopus.

The delusion is REAL. Imagine sitting in your bedroom fortress with RGB lights blazing, dual monitors glowing, thinking you're about to disrupt the entire B2B SaaS industry while simultaneously ghosting every phone call like you're some stealth-mode unicorn founder. Meanwhile, your revolutionary product is literally just vibing in a private GitHub repo collecting dust and making precisely zero dollars. The soft launch strategy? Chef's kiss. Step 1: Build the thing. Step 2: Tell absolutely nobody. Step 3: Wonder why you're not a millionaire yet. It's giving "if you build it, they will come" energy, except they won't because NOBODY KNOWS IT EXISTS. But hey, at least the aesthetic is immaculate. Those fairy lights aren't going to validate your business model, but they sure make the imposter syndrome look cozy.

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Content 2 Answers Active Oldest Votes Use shuf with the -n option as shown below, to get N random lines: 541 shuf -n N input output share improve this answer follow edited Jun 16 '16 at 20:48 DomainsFeatured 1,234 0 1 0 18 29 answered Feb 25 '13 at 11:03 dogbane 226k 69 351 388 35 This should be the accepted answer. Wow, shuf is sooo fast. - picking 10000 random lines from a textile with 40000 lines is instant. Trying to use 'sort -R' took so long I just CTRL-C it - carpii Jul 3 '15 at 20:10 2 If you just need a random set of lines, not in a random order, then shuf is very inefficient (for big file): better is to do reservoir sampling, as in this answer. - petrelharp Sep 6 '15 at 23:24 4 neither shuf nor sort -R are available for mac OSX. any suggestions? - Tom Smith Oct 6 '15 at 10:06 33 TomSmith On Mac OSX, if you are using Homebrew, you can get shuf or GNU sort by installing coreutils . More info here: apple.stackexchange.comquestions142860install-shuf-on-os-x - nofinator Oct 8 '15 at 13:11 7 shuf is fantastic. I tried in on a 78 Billion line text file and it did the job in less than 1 minute. - Ash Jan 19 '16 at 812 7 shuf is fantastic. I tried in on a 78 Billion line text file and it did the job in less than 1 minute. - Ash Jan 19 '16 at 8:13 78 Billion line text file The WHAT

Content THERES A SHORTAGE OF SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS? YES WE CAN'TFIND ANY SO WHYARE THE INTERVIEWS GETTING HARDER?

When the dev who built your UI validation thought phone numbers were just decorative elements. Somewhere out there, a database is screaming as it stores "74626282613" with no country code, formatting, or validation whatsoever. The slider is a particularly nice touch - nothing says "professional application" like measuring phone digits on a scale from "not enough" to "way too many."