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The eternal dance of users forgetting passwords and sysadmins shrugging helplessly! Proper password storage means even admins can't see your actual password - they can only nuke it back to factory settings. That's not incompetence; that's security by design . Your password should be a one-way hash buried so deep that even the database admin is just staring at a cryptographic salad. If your IT person CAN tell you your password, update your resume immediately because that company's security is more vulnerable than PHP without input sanitization.

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The name's Bond. Technical Debt Bond. Licensed to deploy untested code directly to production. That "007" isn't just a cool spy number—it's a scoreboard: 0 tests, 0 documentation, and 7 critical vulnerabilities that would make Q have a nervous breakdown. The only thing more dangerous than facing a villain with a laser is maintaining this codebase next week when everyone's forgotten how it works. Shaken, not unit tested.

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