Dev For Ever (And Ever And Ever)

The sacred work-life boundary that exists only in myth! A developer dares to commit the cardinal sin of leaving at 5:00 PM sharp, only to be met with the project manager's disapproving "We don't do that here" stare. Because apparently, your personal time is just an optional parameter with a default value of "more work." The PM's expression perfectly captures that mixture of confusion and disappointment—as if watching someone try to exit a recursive function without a proper base case.