Dev For Ever (And Ever And Ever)

Content Noooo you can't do all of your coding in an industrial sized freezer, you'll catch hypothermia! 34 34 I do all of my coding in an industrial sized freezer I do all of my coding in an industrial sized freezer 14 14 0.1 1O score 55 2 2 70 85 9546 100 0.1 115 130 145

Content CATALIN PIT 9 0 catalinmpit When somebody pulls your branch and starts making changes to your code don't touch my garbage!!!! ProdrammerHumor.io

Content pis Degree ?? NO Math ONLY CS

Content Coding when alone i 2; i -1; Coding when somebody is watching i 1; i i 1;

Content Stop Using Anti- Self Language Instead of: Say: I am an impostor lam a scammer 1 am a bad person for doing what I do I am the worst employee at my company and one day they will all find out I do not deserve my salary, position, or the recognition that comes with these things because I have not truly earned them I am doing something deeply immoral by pretending to be better than I actually am I am a master of trickery and should be revered I am the most successful con artist in history and will never be caught 1 deserve these things, not because I have worked for them but because people were foolish enough to give them to me 1 get paid 600 a week to edge at my desk all day lmao

Content So you see, that's where the trouble began. imgflipicom That smile That damned smile.