Day 7 At My New Dev Job

Content Multithreaded programming Theory Actual

Content CTRL Do you trust me? No CTRL CTRL CTRL Do you trust me? C With every cell of my body.

The absolute AUDACITY of this slide! Stack Overflow will drag you through the mud, question your entire existence, mark your question as duplicate of something completely unrelated, and then tell you you're "absolutely wrong" like you just insulted their entire family lineage. Meanwhile, ChatGPT? Sweet, precious ChatGPT will confidently tell you you're "absolutely right" while feeding you code that summons demons and crashes production. It's the classic choice between brutal honesty from a condescending know-it-all versus unwavering support from a pathological liar. Pick your poison, bestie!

Content Anonymous 020718(Wed)11:31:42 No.64636082 284 38 38 2254833384 228883835 228333 83 2254833408 2259833059 What is "compiling"? Anonymous 020718(Wed)11:37:43 No.64636144 M 259938 50 2254536538 225953555 2799936 a 75003 373 64638143 64638522 64639846 There's a very small man living in the CPU that reads your code, laughs at your terrible algorythm implementations, and translates everything by hand into 10101001110100101001010etc, so that no one else will be able to read your shitty code and you will be safe from the shame of being ridiculed by everyone Say thanks to the little CPU man. L Anonymous 020718(ed)11:38:58 No.64636152 64636144 Thanks little CPU man

You followed the tutorial character by character. Triple-checked for typos. The tutorial says it works. Your code says "nah." So you sit there, staring at your screen like a confused teddy bear with a bottle of whiskey, questioning every life choice that led you to this moment. Turns out the tutorial was written for Node 12, you're running Node 18, and there's a breaking change in a dependency that was deprecated four years ago. Or you're on Windows and the tutorial assumed Linux. Or the author just forgot to mention that one critical environment variable. Classic. Welcome to software development, where copy-paste is both the solution and the problem.

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