Day 7 At My New Dev Job

Content Code that I finish at 4AM V S uIr1cKOGnOSiS The code when I read it at 10AM

Content WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND SENDS YOU DIFFERENT I LOVE YOU" MESSAGES EVERY MORNING.. WHEN YOU REALISE HE JUST CODED A BOTTO DO IT..

Content 7 Greetings, You are probably here from the future because the business changed their mind about requiring the phone number input to be an unformatted, unvalidated string. Well, lucky for you, I had thought ahead and created a function that I was very proud of before being told about this requirement. Uncomment the Line below to format and validate phone numbers as the user types them. phone Input. addEventListener ('focus', formatToPhone);

The joke here is absolutely brilliant. The top part shows a tweet saying "guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting" - a popular meme format implying men have shallow desires. But the punchline? The "disgusting" thing developers want is actually clean code compilation with zero errors, zero warnings, and all tests passing. That green success bar is basically developer pornography. The satisfaction of seeing "Compiled with 0 errors and 0 warnings" and "Process finished with exit code 0" is practically a religious experience in the coding world. It's the digital equivalent of a perfect parallel park on your driver's test.

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The tech community's version of natural selection: watching newbies confidently throw around terms like "bricked" without realizing they're essentially announcing "I permanently destroyed my device" rather than "it's temporarily not working." Nothing quite like the silent judgment of seasoned engineers watching someone declare they've "bricked" their laptop because the battery died.