Copy paste coding Memes

Posts tagged with Copy paste coding

Day 7 At My New Dev Job

Day 7 At My New Dev Job
HONEY, THE IMPOSTOR SYNDROME IS REAL! That's a black lab swimming with ducks who have NO IDEA they've been infiltrated by a completely different species! Just like when you've been copy-pasting ChatGPT code for a week straight and somehow convinced the entire engineering team you're a coding genius! The whole dev team is like "Great job on that algorithm!" while you're frantically Googling what a for-loop is. Swimming in a sea of competent developers while your brain is screaming "QUACK QUACK I'M TOTALLY A PROGRAMMER" is the most relatable thing ever. We're all just dogs in a duck pond pretending we know what we're doing!

The Six Horsemen Of Debugging Apocalypse

The Six Horsemen Of Debugging Apocalypse
The six horsemen of desperation in debugging: First panel: Drowning in log files like an archaeological dig through digital garbage. "Maybe the answer is in line 4,372!" Second panel: Setting breakpoints with the strategic planning of a toddler playing Jenga. "Let's stop at EVERY. SINGLE. LINE." Third panel: Pair programming with a rubber duck that judges your life choices harder than your parents ever did. "This code is quacked up" is the understatement of the century. Fourth panel: StackOverflow - where you copy-paste solutions with the blind faith of someone following a cake recipe written in hieroglyphics. "It worked for that guy from 2011, surely nothing has changed!" Fifth panel: Making a pact with the devil because selling your soul seems reasonable when you've been debugging for 16 straight hours. "Eternal damnation? Still better than this bug." Final panel: Rebranding the bug as a "feature" - the intellectual equivalent of sweeping dirt under a rug and calling it interior design. Pure genius.