Rubber Duck Therapy: The Ultimate Debugging Companion

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Rubber Duck Therapy: The Ultimate Debugging Companion

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OMG, the ULTIMATE programmer therapy session! 🦆✨ That rubber duck isn't just a bath toy, honey - it's the CHEAPEST THERAPIST in the coding universe! "Commit suicide" in programming means pushing your broken code to the shared repository, which is basically MURDERING everyone else's productivity. The drama! 💀 Instead, programmers use "rubber duck debugging" where you explain your code line-by-line to this judgmental little yellow friend until you realize your mistake was SO OBVIOUS the whole time. That duck will listen to your existential coding crisis without charging $200/hour or telling you to try yoga. Truly the emotional support animal programmers deserve!

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