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Cries In SAP

Developer life Code comments Coding standards Collaboration English International-teams Bad-luck-brian

Programming

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Cries In SAP

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You know you're in for a treat when your "English-only" project codebase looks like a United Nations meeting gone wrong. Variable names like tempVarForCalculation, comments that say "do the needful", and function names that are technically English but arranged in ways that would make Shakespeare weep. The beautiful irony is that despite being an "English-only" project, you end up learning more linguistic gymnastics than actual English. Your code reviews become cultural exchanges where you decode whether "kindly revert back" means "please respond" or "undo changes". It's not a bug, it's a feature of global collaboration, my friend.

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