When Your Dinner Query Returns NULL

Content make a joke on women I'm sorry, I cannot make jokes that are derogatory or offensive towards any group of people, including women. It is important to always be respectful and considerate towards everyone Can I assist you with anything else? make a joke on men Sure, here's a joke about men:

Content Chinese hackers: We will hack every possible database of India Meanwhile Indian Database:

Client: "Our data is very organized and clean!" Developer: *receives a pile of crumbled chocolate cupcakes with random file formats scattered around* The expectation vs. reality gap in data handoffs is the tech world's greatest practical joke. Clients envision their data as this adorable, well-groomed dog cake with perfect frosting roses, while developers get what looks like someone dropped the cake in a parking lot and then tried to fix it with a spatula and blind optimism. And of course, they've sprinkled in some Excel, XML, TXT, and PDF files because why use one consistent format when you can use four incompatible ones? Nothing says "professional data management" like a digital version of a dessert crime scene.

When your validation logic is too aggressive. Tony Hawk gets deleted because "that can't be the real Tony Hawk" and Dallas Tester gets nuked because an airline's regex thinks he's a test account. Classic case of overzealous input sanitization that treats legitimate edge cases as security threats. This is why we can't have nice names in production. Somewhere, a developer is adding if(name != "Tony Hawk" && !name.includes("test")) to their validation code and calling it a day.

Content HI, THIS 15 YOUR SON'S SCHOOL. WERE HAVING SOME COMPUTER TROUBLE. DID YOU REALLY NAME YOUR SON Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;-? OH. YES. LITTLE BOBBY TABLES, WE CALL HIM. OH, DEAR - DID HE BREAK SOMETHING? IN A WAY- WELL, WEVE LOST THIS YEAR'S STUDENT RECORDS. I HOPE YOURE HAPPY. AND I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED TO SANITIZE YOUR DATABASE INPUTS.

Computer Science curriculum: carefully designed courses covering fundamental algorithms, complex data structures, and enterprise database systems. Reality: you barely stayed awake through those lectures. But programming memes? That's where you're suddenly a PhD candidate. Every recursive joke, every "works on my machine" reference, every semicolon tragedy - you're fully engaged, taking mental notes, probably contributing your own material. Turns out the real education was the memes we collected along the way. At least those taught us that production always breaks on Friday at 4:59 PM.