JavaScript Be Making You Rich

The eternal lie every "full stack" developer tells themselves before crashing into CSS reality. Sure, you can write beautiful backend architecture that scales to infinity, but ask them to center a div and suddenly they're googling the same Stack Overflow answer for the 47th time. The smile-to-panic pipeline is approximately 0.2 seconds when someone mentions "responsive design" or "cross-browser compatibility." Backend devs masquerading as full stack is the tech industry's greatest magic trick.

The classic "we support Unicode" lie exposed in three painful acts. Sure, your app can parse UTF-8 and display emoji, but ask about combining characters or bidirectional text and suddenly everyone's looking at their shoes. It's like saying "I speak Spanish" because you can order a burrito. The true Unicode experience isn't just showing 💩 emoji – it's handling Arabic text flowing right-to-left while your English flows left-to-right without having an existential crisis. The silence after "what's that?" is the sound of technical debt being born.

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The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of frontend development in four panels! 😱 First, you climb the HTML mountain - CHILD'S PLAY! Then CSS has you breaking a little sweat but still feeling confident. Bootstrap swoops in like a superhero with its magical components and you're practically FLOATING with joy! But then... FRAMEWORKS ATTACK! Vue, Angular, React - the unholy trinity that sends you PLUMMETING into the abyss of dependency hell! Just when you thought you were becoming a web dev master, the ecosystem reminds you that you're actually a tiny speck in its ever-expanding universe. The frontend journey isn't a mountain climb - it's a rollercoaster designed by SADISTS!

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL! 😱 You're telling me this "revolutionary" Rust GUI framework is just JavaScript wearing a trench coat?! The AUDACITY! It's like ordering a fancy artisanal coffee and discovering it's just instant coffee with extra foam! Developers spent YEARS escaping JavaScript's chaos only to find it smuggled back in through the Rust basement window! This is the programming equivalent of finding out your vegan burger is actually 100% beef. TRUST ISSUES ACTIVATED! 💔