JavaScript Be Making You Rich

The epic saga of string comparison in programming languages! First, our protagonist thinks ";" equals ";" (seems logical). Then he insists ";" is not equal to ";" (wait, what?). The plot thickens when he discovers that while the strings look identical, their MD5 hashes match - revealing they're actually the same data! Finally, the revelation: "&#59;" isn't equal to ";" because one is actually character code 59 in disguise! That invisible Unicode trickster or non-printable character just wasted 80 hours of your life. The compiler knew all along but chose violence.

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JavaScript's parseInt() function is like that one coworker who ignores all your emails until you add exactly seven zeroes after the decimal point. The function stubbornly returns 0 for every decimal value, until suddenly—at 0.0000005—it decides "Oh, I see a 5 now!" and returns 5. It's like watching someone squint harder and harder at tiny text until they finally give up and just read whatever letter they think they see. The floating point precision gods have spoken, and they've chosen chaos.

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The eternal divide between programmers and mathematicians in one perfect meme. In programming, "2!=2" is checking if 2 is not equal to 2 (which is false, so "No"). But in math, "2!" means factorial of 2, which equals 2, making the statement true ("Yes"). This is why programmers should never date mathematicians. Dinner conversations would be a nightmare. "Hey, could you pass the salt?" "No, because that's syntactically ambiguous and I'm interpreting it as a boolean expression."

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