JavaScript Be Making You Rich

That moment when the client shows off their new 86-inch ultra-wide monitor and your responsive design sweats nervously in the background. Five years of media queries and you still didn't prepare for THIS edge case. Tomorrow's standup will be fun: "So yeah, turns out our beautiful UI looks like a stretched piece of gum on the CEO's new ridiculous display." The best part? They'll blame the framework, not the absurdity of coding for every possible screen dimension known to mankind.

Frontend: neat, organized embroidery with perfect patterns. Backend: the unholy tangle of threads that actually makes it work but looks like a dumpster fire behind the scenes. This is why "full stack" developers are just people who've accepted that half their work will always look like a crime scene. You either die a frontend dev or live long enough to become the person muttering "it works, don't touch it" while staring at spaghetti code that somehow powers a billion-dollar company.

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Content - Was asked how will you Design Garbage Collector in JavaScript for a frontend interview.. and I'm Yesterday at 01:33 A garbage collector in js would collect all js code and delete it

Content People learning JavaScript: "I'II use array.sort) to sort this list of numbers!" JavaScript: 1, 100000, 21430, 41

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