I bet they don’t teach you this at coding boot camp.

[text] Hello World Considered Harmful Heres Why. Reason 1 It might summon Gaia If youve been coding for more than a few days youve probably seen the Hello World program. Its the first program that many people write when they learn a new programming language. But what many people dont know is that Hello World is actually a dangerous program. When you print out Hello World youre actually sending a message to Gaia the ancient Greek goddess of the earth. Shes been waiting for centuries for someone to speak to her. And when she hears your message she might decide to wake up from her long sleep. And when Gaia wakes up the world would be in trouble. She would be so angry at the way humans have treating her that she would probably destroys us all. So please be careful when you write Hello World. You never know who you might be summoning.