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Content "dad, why did you name my sister Trycha?" "because we planned her with all due precautions like a try-catch" "thanks dad you're the best" "vou're welcome UnhandledException"

Content PLEASE DEFINE "HOT" LATER: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. BEEP BEEP Computer, notify me if external temperature gels too hot. Let's say, 1.9 million Kelvins.

Content SENIOR DEV there's no better documentation than the code JUNIOR DEV but, you also have documentation, right? you have documentation, right?

Content Image Creator Microsoft Bing powered by DALL-E 3 PREVIEW create a joke about programmers Create 97 Explore ideas Creations Help WHY WAS THE PROGRAMMER? BECAUSE THIR WINDOWS OPEN!! WHY WAS PREGRAMMER, THAIS COLD?BECCALSE LET THEIR WINDOWS OPEN! WHY WAS THE WHAY WAS THE PROGRAEMOLD? BEECASUE THEY LEFT THIR WINDOWS A OPEN!

Nothing motivates clean code like imminent death. Ten years in the industry and I've never seen a project manager create such efficient sprint velocity as a dictator with execution powers. Forget Agile certifications—just hire someone who can make "fatal error" literal. Debugging suddenly becomes a survival skill when your life depends on that semicolon you forgot.

Content Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister? Programmer: 44 -(4-2) 42 Tester: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister? Answer 5) Follow - 97 Request 100 Answers Samuel Lipoff, studied at Harvard University Updated 17h ago This is a tough one. She might be 42, but she could be 41 or 43 also, since you don't say when your birthday is and her birthday is. Also, she could be dead. Finally, you might have thought she was your sister but actually your mom had an affair with another man and the woman who is 1-3 years younger than you is not actually your sister. But your mom may have given away your real sister for adoption, in which case she's probably older than you. See why its tough? Finally, what if you think your sister is dead, but she actually has become an astronaut on a secret government project for near light-speed travel? Then your sister would be aging more slowly than you, so she could potentially be even younger than 41.