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My Company Trying To Make Us Use ML
AI Devops Programming
4 days ago 48.8K views 0 shares
My Company Trying To Make Us Use ML
The corporate AI revolution in a nutshell! Management is gently cradling their precious ML/AI initiatives while the dev teams are just another bird in the hand. Classic case of "let's sprinkle some machine learning on everything" syndrome where leadership falls in love with buzzwords before understanding implementation realities. Meanwhile, the actual developers who have to integrate this stuff into legacy codebases are treated with the same enthusiasm as that other bird. The tender loving care disparity is just *chef's kiss* perfect.

What A Legend
AI Devops Programming
5 days ago 65.6K views 0 shares
What A Legend
Corporate tech in a nutshell. Some executive burns through millions on AI "innovations" that are basically expensive tech demos destined for the graveyard. Meanwhile, the kid who'll inherit this mess someday is already recognizing the corporate cycle of wasted resources. The real kicker? Those hundreds of proof-of-concepts probably could've been one solid product if someone had just said "no" to the next shiny AI buzzword. But that wouldn't look good on the quarterly innovation report, would it?

Elon Sort
Algorithms Programming Debugging Testing
1 month ago 90.2K views 0 shares
Elon Sort
Ah, the infamous "Elon Sort" – the perfect algorithm if you hate both your data and your users. It's basically what happens when Silicon Valley hubris meets computer science. Fire half your array elements, realize you need them, bring them back in a completely random order, repeat this chaotic process an arbitrary number of times, then just lie about the results. Reminds me of every startup I've consulted for that claimed their ML algorithm was "revolutionary" when it was really just a glorified random number generator with a press release.