Confused Unga Bunga Code Review

Content INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES I don't use Rust LibertyLyss LOL, me neither...

The judgmental stare of an impala when your code looks like a teenager's diary. That moment when you submit a PR with more emojis than actual logic, and the reviewer's soul visibly leaves their body. The code might run, but at what cost to human dignity? Nothing says "I definitely wrote this myself and didn't use AI" like commenting every line with a different animal emoji and explaining obvious functions with "this makes the thing do the thing." The reviewer isn't mad, just disappointed... and questioning their career choices.

Content You already have a monitor Yes, but what about a second monitor?

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these Fortune 500 companies with their fancy-schmancy websites! 💅 All polished and professional on the outside, but pull back that mask and GASP! It's just WordPress admin lurking underneath! The digital equivalent of finding out your crush's perfect hair is actually a $12.99 wig from Amazon. The corporate world's most poorly kept secret - billion-dollar empires built on the same CMS your aunt uses for her cat blog. SCANDALOUS! 🙀

Content Hey, do atheists go to hell? No How about Weh Develovers who replace CTRLF with their own search? Straight to hell. To the boiler room of hell All the way down. Good, good. That makes me happy.

That reluctant face when you've tried StackOverflow, GitHub issues, and official docs, but the only solution is a 10-minute tutorial by that one YouTuber with the annoying intro music and "smash that like button" every 30 seconds. You're sitting there with your finger hovering over the play button, mentally preparing for the inevitable "Hey guys, what's up, it's ya boy..." while your deadline creeps closer. The universe really tests your desperation when the only person who's solved your obscure framework bug is the same guy who spends 5 minutes promoting his crypto course before getting to the actual code.