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Developer anxiety Technical debt Code quality Boolean logic Syntax Logical operators Imports Programming decisions Wildcard Coding dilemmas

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Codingin Cbelike

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Oh the eternal dilemma of choosing between wildcard imports (*) and logical operators (&)! That moment when you're coding and have to decide between importing everything under the sun or writing proper boolean logic... and either choice makes you sweat bullets. The wildcard import will make your IDE cry while the logical AND will make your code reviewer question your life choices. It's like choosing between technical debt now or technical debt later. Truly the Sophie's Choice of programming!

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