New Project Euphoria Vs. Coding Reality

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New Project Euphoria Vs. Coding Reality

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The eternal developer delusion cycle in two frames. First panel: smug, self-satisfied grin when that dopamine rush of a "revolutionary" project idea hits. "This time it's different! This will change everything!" Second panel: five minutes into actual implementation, reality smacks you in the face like a compiler error at 2am. Suddenly remembering why your GitHub is a graveyard of half-finished projects with names like "cool-app-v2-FINAL-ACTUALLY-FINAL." The gap between imagination and implementation is where dreams go to get stack overflow exceptions.

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