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Nothing screams "professional software demo" like forgotten debug messages popping up during your big product launch. The presenter's desperate attempt to rebrand "WTF!!!??1" as a "Wireless Transfer Feature" is the kind of quick thinking that gets you promoted to middle management. The best part? The increasing panic as more debug alerts pile up. That dev who left those messages never thought they'd see the light of day. "HERE12" was probably just checking if their code reached line 12, but now it's the star of the show! This is why code reviews exist, folks. That, and to make sure nobody sees the "XXX" comments you left as reminders to fix that "temporary" solution from six months ago.

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