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Content An actual exchange that happened in the office today... Developer 1: The problem is that their service is inadvertantly intercepting our calls and spinning off child processes... Developer 2: What if we used some sort of a data wrapper to obscure the payload? Developer 1: ..that might actually work. Me: So what you're telling me is that if we wrap our tool we won't have to worry about accidentally spawning any children?

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The meme shows the classic "Disaster Girl" format with GitHub labeled as the burning house while "LITERALLY EVERY SWE COMPANY" watches it burn. This is a savage reference to GitHub's recent outages and issues that have left software engineering teams unable to access their code repositories. Meanwhile, GitLab users are sitting back with smug satisfaction since their platform wasn't affected. It's basically the digital equivalent of watching your competitor's servers melt down while yours keep humming along perfectly. The schadenfreude is strong with this one!

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