Code Comments Be Like

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Code Comments Be Like

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute state of code documentation! 😂 A stop sign with a sign underneath saying "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" is the PERFECT metaphor for how we comment our code! Like, honey, I can SEE it's a for-loop, you don't need to add "// this is a for-loop" underneath it! The sheer AUDACITY of developers explaining the blindingly obvious while leaving the actual cryptic nightmare code completely undocumented. Meanwhile, that function that summons demons when Mercury is in retrograde? Zero comments. ZERO! But don't worry, that variable named 'x'? Thoroughly explained as "x variable." THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! 💅

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