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How I Comment My Code

How I Comment My Code
The pinnacle of software documentation right here. We spend eight years getting CS degrees just to write groundbreaking comments like "Open box before eating pizza" on our code. Nothing says "senior developer" quite like stating the painfully obvious while leaving the actual complex logic completely unexplained. The best part? Six months later, even YOU won't remember what that cryptic algorithm does, but at least you'll know when to open the pizza box. Pure documentation brilliance.

Code Comments Be Like

Code Comments Be Like
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute state of code documentation! ๐Ÿ˜‚ A stop sign with a sign underneath saying "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" is the PERFECT metaphor for how we comment our code! Like, honey, I can SEE it's a for-loop, you don't need to add "// this is a for-loop" underneath it! The sheer AUDACITY of developers explaining the blindingly obvious while leaving the actual cryptic nightmare code completely undocumented. Meanwhile, that function that summons demons when Mercury is in retrograde? Zero comments. ZERO! But don't worry, that variable named 'x'? Thoroughly explained as "x variable." THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! ๐Ÿ’…

Code Comments Be Like

Code Comments Be Like
Ah, the magnificent art of code documentation! This meme perfectly encapsulates what happens when developers "comment" their code. Instead of writing something useful like "This function handles user authentication with proper error checking," they just label obvious objects with stunning insights like "Trashbin." It's the programming equivalent of putting a sticky note on your refrigerator that says "Cold Food Box." Thanks, Captain Obvious! Next you'll be commenting your variable declarations with "// this is a variable" and loops with "// this repeats stuff." The true irony? Six months later, you'll still have no idea why you wrote that algorithm the way you did, but at least you know where the digital garbage goes!