Stop Using Spaces In Filenames

The galaxy brain moment when you convince yourself that spending 48 hours automating a task that takes 20 minutes is somehow "efficient." But let's be real—we're not doing it to save time. We're doing it because manually repeating the same task feels like psychological torture, and writing that script gives us the same dopamine hit as solving a puzzle. Sure, we'll never recoup those hours, but our fragile programmer ego can't handle the thought of doing something "the easy way." It's not laziness, it's... "future-proofing."

The eternal developer dilemma: spend several hours automating a task that would take 5 minutes to do manually. Sure, the automation will save time... eventually... after the 84th run... in theory. But who's counting? Certainly not the developer crawling through the desert of inefficiency while ignoring the obvious oasis of just doing the damn thing.

The sacred scrolls of tech support revealed! Every IT person's daily mantra consists of asking if it's plugged in (while silently judging your cable management), suggesting the universal fix of turning it off and on again, insisting you update your perfectly functional 3-year-old system, and when all else fails, dropping mysterious command line incantations like chkdsk and dism that might as well be summoning demons. The judgy cat represents every support person's internal expression while keeping a professional voice on the call. These five horsemen of tech support have solved approximately 99% of all computer problems since the dawn of time.

The gap between perception and reality in coding has never been more delicious. Your non-tech friend watches in awe as you type echo "Hello World" in a green-on-black terminal, convinced you're bypassing NASA's firewall, while you're just grilling the most basic program known to developers. The terminal is our BBQ pit - it looks impressive to outsiders but we're just cooking the same simple meat everyone starts with.

The eternal struggle of terminal warriors everywhere. You know you've typed that command a hundred times before, but suddenly your brain decides to play hide-and-seek with basic syntax. So you frantically tap the up arrow key, scrolling through your command history like you're digging for buried treasure. And after passing through 37 variations of git commit messages and that one curl command you copy-pasted from Stack Overflow six months ago, you finally spot it—that beautiful, simple command you needed. The rush of dopamine when you find it is better than any compiler successfully running on the first try.

Unix nerds will get this instantly while Windows users wonder why we're obsessed with felines. The joke is a play on two essential Linux/Unix commands: touch creates empty files, and cat displays file contents. So yes, first you touch file.txt to create it, then you cat file.txt to see what's inside. The kitten's expectant face is exactly how we look at the terminal hoping our code didn't break something important.