Stop Using Spaces In Filenames

Linux users love nothing more than watching newbies type commands they don't understand. The sudo command gives you superuser privileges—basically handing your computer a loaded gun and saying "whatever happens next is on you." The best part is how the experienced Linux user is actually impressed when their friend accidentally obliterates the entire desktop environment. That's the Linux way—catastrophic failure is just another learning opportunity. Remember kids: never blindly type commands ending with "yes, do as I say!" unless you're prepared to explain to your boss why the production server is now running MS-DOS.

When Git refuses your push, there's always the nuclear option. First, you try to be civilized. Then Git has the audacity to reject your code. So you reach for the --force flag - the coding equivalent of bringing a knife to a negotiation. Sure, it might obliterate your team's work, but hey, that commit message wasn't going to write itself. Remember kids, with great power comes absolutely zero responsibility and potentially several emergency meetings.

Eight years of architecture decisions, three frameworks, and countless refactors... all resting on that one script Jerry wrote during his internship in 2016 that nobody understands but somehow keeps the entire billing system alive. The script that runs at 3 AM every Tuesday from his personal Raspberry Pi under his desk that he forgot to mention when he left for Google. The script that finally decided today was the day to give up. The technical debt collectors have arrived, and they're not accepting payment plans.

The eternal divide between command-line warriors and GUI peasants. Using terminal commands to connect to WiFi isn't hacking—it's just refusing to click pretty buttons like a normal person. Your friend's jaw drops because you typed nmcli device wifi connect "NetworkName" password "password" instead of clicking the WiFi icon. Congratulations on being "technical" for doing something completely ordinary in the most complicated way possible. The superiority complex is strong with this one.

Ah yes, the classic "just use confidence" advice that falls apart when facing Vim. The top panel shows VS Code, React, and Node.js giving that smooth reassurance like they're the cool kids at school. Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the horrifying reality of a developer trying to exit Vim for the first time. No amount of confidence prepares you for that moment when you realize :q! might as well be ancient hieroglyphics. The "Are you sure?" is just Vim's way of saying "You sweet summer child, you have no power here."

Evil genius level: 100. Naming your cat with regex and special characters is basically the digital equivalent of setting a trap for unsuspecting Linux users. Type that in your terminal and congratulations—you've just executed a shell command that probably destroyed something important! The cat's expression says it all: "Yes human, please do exactly as instructed. I've been planning world domination since you thought it was cute to name me after syntax that breaks your computer."