Choose Your Fighter: Job Title Edition

Content C A Secure https:www.defense.govrobots.txt Sitemap: SiteMap.aspx User-agent: Disallow: captcha Disallow: secret-human-apocalypse-plans.doc Disallow: human-weaknesses-list.txt Disallow: how-to-disable-any-robot.txt DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING TO ME.

When someone yells "Is there a doctor?!" at an emergency, they're probably not looking for someone who can debug their code. The CS doctor's solution? Just set the old man's health to 100% like it's a simple property assignment! If only fixing human health was as easy as object.property = value . Unfortunately, human bodies don't respond to direct property manipulation—they require actual medical knowledge. That poor guy is about to find out the hard way that JavaScript can't save lives (unless it's the life of a web application).

Content This sign in front of my classroom collegefessing Observe: Engineers in their natural habitat Please do not tap on glass or make eye contact with them as engineers are easily frightened by normal people. Please do not feed the engineers as they are on a strict diet of energy drinks and cold pizza.

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The eternal struggle between security best practices and human laziness in one perfect meme. That moment when you just want to log in with your trusty password123 but the system demands biometric authentication, your mother's maiden name, and a DNA sample. The security team is over there implementing FIDO2 standards while you're just trying to check if your PR got approved before lunch. The digital equivalent of showing 3 forms of ID to buy a candy bar.

The lifecycle of every programmer: vibe coding → debugging hell . First tweet: "vibe coding stopped. I wonder why?" Second tweet 16 hours later: "They are debugging now." Those blissful 20 minutes of flow state coding when everything just works? Gone. Replaced by 16+ hours of staring at the same function wondering which cosmic entity cursed your variable scope. The "Where Are They Now" reality show nobody asked for.