Choose Your Fighter: Job Title Edition

Content So will refactoring the code improve the loading time? ot really So tell me - why is it always the same old story with you guys wanting to refactor everything! I NEED TO KNOW!! Will it improve security then? So... it's for browser compatibility? Absolutely not Because, as devs, if we know we've left messy code, we can't stop thinking about it: when we wake up in the morning, at lunchtime, in the evening when we go home, and when we're trying to go to sleep. "t haunts us, you know?? IT HAUNTS US! CommitStrip.com

Ah, the classic "just one more feature" syndrome. The top image shows a simple, elegant intersection that gets you where you need to go. The bottom? That's what happens when your PM says "wouldn't it be cool if..." for the 57th time this sprint. It's the perfect visualization of what happens when your beautifully modular code transforms into spaghetti just because someone wanted to track user blink rates or whatever. And naturally, refactoring is "not in the budget" because who needs maintainability when you can have feature #1001?

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Ah yes, the classic developer job listing that thinks Docker, JVM, and "third-party APIs" are exciting tools. Nothing gets a developer's blood pumping like integrating with yet another poorly documented API that changes without notice every three weeks. The sarcastic "CAN'T WAIT" reaction perfectly captures the enthusiasm gap between HR's idea of "exciting tools" and what developers actually find exciting. Sure, I'll spend my days wrestling with Docker permission issues and JVM heap sizes while pretending this is my dream job.

Content Danny Thompson DThompsonDev 5h V 1 am helping someone learn the basics on HTML, they are in my local community. As he made his first Hello, World! He was excited! Then said "ok, this is easy. What do I type to make the whole website? 'Hello,site!'?" Someone is about to be real sad. Lol 96 17 150 1,011

Content How do functions break up? h They stop calling each other!