The evolution of a programmer's hairline perfectly correlates with their tech stack choices. Start in UI/UX with a full head of hair and optimistic dreams. By the time you're doing Frontend, you've seen enough CSS bugs to lose a bit. Full Stack JS and Mobile devs? That's when the real receding begins. C#/Java programmers have accepted their fate along with their verbose syntax. DBAs are too busy optimizing queries to notice their optimization problems up top. But DevOps/SysAdmin? Those 3AM production failures have claimed most of the hair. And if you've reached Embedded programming, congratulations! You've traded your hairline for the ability to make a microcontroller blink with only 12 bytes of memory.
Choose Your Fighter (And Your Future Hairline)
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