Open Source Baby

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7 months ago 155,210 views 1 shares

Open Source Baby

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Ah, the classic "my baby is a Python program" approach to parenting! These parents clearly skipped the manual and went straight to GitHub for child-rearing instructions. The baby is literally instantiated as a class with genetic inheritance parameters, has an infinite loop for living (with mandatory sleep cycles), and comes pre-programmed with self-confidence. The yield Bardak() function is clearly what happens after feeding time. And that be_awesome() method with the comment "# Nothing to do.. already awesome" is basically how all developers see their own code before the code review. Bet this kid's first words will be "Syntax Error".

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